Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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