We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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