porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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