i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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