dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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