We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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