Already got asked if we're dating
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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