too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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