the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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