I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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