I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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