We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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