I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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