I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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