lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My feet surprised me
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