we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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