i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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