My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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