If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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