u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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