Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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