Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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