Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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