Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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