i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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