is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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