Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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