Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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