yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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