only if we run a train.
done.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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