we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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