My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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