if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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