Don't you send me to vm
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
