Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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