dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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