do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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