is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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