bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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