sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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