I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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