Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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