I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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