He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i permit you to call me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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