I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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