Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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