Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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