I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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