So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I've blown a few things in my day
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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