I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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