I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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