I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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