Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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