So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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