I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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