Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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