found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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