You surviving the open bar?
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ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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